Hobo With A Shotgun Kill Count
It appears that cocking that shotgun for the first time is an inspiration, as Hobo embarks on a whopper of a killing spree that yields a double-digit body count and spans the entire second half of.
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gotta get rougher than this.
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Hey you!
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f*ck you then!
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money without me.
Alright, alright
let's see some blood.
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That's it.
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they're comingafter me!
Please!
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get this off me!
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get this off my neck.
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don't leave me!
F*ck.
You!
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gotta help me here.
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coming off my fucking body.
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that's it.
Oh brother of mine.
Look at you now.
Boys. This isn't
a joke anymore.
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You weren't planning on
leaving town without
saying goodbye were ya?
Yeah, we've been looking
all over for you.
I was gettin' worried.
I'm your uncle.
I've known you since
you were fuckin' babies!
This cocksucker gave me the
shittiest Christmas presents.
I hate Christmas.
You fucking brats!
F*ck off!
Drake, stop this,
we're family!
It's the rules,
Logan.
You're our lucky contestant.
No,
please.
Don't put me in there.
Show 'em how to play boys.
Slick. You we're always
my favorite nephew
I swear to God
I mean that.
Get your feet in that
fucking deathhole!
F*ck!
Ivan my boy.
I want everybody here
to appreciate this.
Time to get the show
on the road boy-yo.
Alright you fucking androids.
My father's got something
he wants you all to see.
And I swear, anybody looks
away for even a second,
I'll make them wish they
we're fucking aborted.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
welcome to the Drake Show.
Tonight's special episode
is going to be filled with
thrills, and chills, and
my own personal favorite.
Lots and lots of
that red shit
that flows inside
all our bodies.
IVAN?
CHEER you fuckers!
Thank you.
How can you watch
and not do anything?
They're going to
fucking kill me here!
Somebody say something!
Don't just stand there!
You know, ever since our
mother broughtLogan home
from the hospital, I knew
he was a fucking coward.
I'll leave town!
You'll never fucking
see me again.
Just please, I can't
feel my legs, Drake.
He wantsmercy from the Drake.
From the Drake..
And he should know
better than anybody..
mercy ain't my style.
What do you want from me?
Logan is no longer my brother.
Our relationship
has been severed.
And now he's all
alone in this world,
with nothing but a
barbed wire noose
around his neck.
You can't let him
do this!
It's not just MY
life he's ruining.
Please.
Help me.
Please!
You should have started
beggin' a long time ago.
I've never enjoyed
listening to you
as much as I do right now.
You're a fuckinganimal Drake!
You're a shitty fucking
weird little animal.
The way I see it, I'm a
fucking miracle worker,
because I am going
to make it rain!
Gun it,
Slick!
Well, can you feel
your legs now?
Can ya?
Huh!
Was theresomething else
you wanted to say to me?
Well, thanks for tuning
in ladies and gentlemen.
Who knows,
maybe next time
one of you will be
our lucky contestant.
Enjoy the ride,
my favorite fuckin' uncle.
Go the f*ck home everybody!
And don't forget
to wash your dicks!
$49.99.
Ugh.
I dare you to lick his dick.
Woo! Woo!
You bastards!
Hey Slick, you gotta
check this out man.
Fuckin awesome.
Hey, where the
f*ck are you going?
Business with dad.
Ah.
Hey Otis.
What are ya playing?
I forgot Slick.
I spent all my
money in the arcade.
You owe me money.
You're burning me,
Otis.
Hobo with a Shotgun | |
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Directed by | Jason Eisener |
Produced by |
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Screenplay by | John Davies |
Story by | Jason Eisener |
Starring | |
Music by | Alexander Rosborough |
Cinematography | Karim Hussain |
Edited by | Jason Eisener |
Distributed by | Alliance Films Magnet Releasing |
Release date |
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86 minutes[1] | |
Country |
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Language | English |
Budget | $3 million[3][4] |
Box office | $834,953[4] |
Hobo with a Shotgun is a 2011 Canadian-American black comedyactionexploitation film directed by Jason Eisener, written by John Davies, from a story by Eisener, and starring Rutger Hauer.[5] It is based on a faux-trailer of the same title featured in the Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez film Grindhouse.
Plot[edit]
A hobo arrives by boxcar in the city of Hope Town, its welcome sign reading 'Scum Town'. The city is brutally ruled over by a crime lord named 'The Drake' and his sadistic sons Ivan and Slick. The Hobo sees an amateurfilmmaker shooting a Bumfights-style movie. A bloodied man, Logan, the Drake's younger brother, screams for help. The Drake and his sons arrive and, labeling him a traitor to the townspeople, publicly decapitate him with a barbed-wire noose.
Wishing to buy a lawnmower in a pawn shop, the Hobo begs for change on a sidewalk. However, after seeing a group of punks drag in a homeless man, he sneaks into the Drake's nightclub. Inside, the brothers and their henchmen torture and kill homeless people in arcade-style games. Slick begins harassing a boy named Otis, who owes him money, and Ivan snaps Otis' arm. Abby, a prostitute, defends Otis. Slick prepares to kill her, but the Hobo knocks him unconscious and carries him to the police station. There, he learns of the police chief's corruption and complicity in criminal activities. The brothers and the chief carve 'scum' into his chest and throw him into a garbage bin. He meets Abby, who helps him recover.
The next day, the Hobo goes to the filmmaker and completes a series of degrading acts, including chewing glass, to get enough money to buy the lawn mower. After getting his money and entering the pawn shop, a trio of robbers enter and hold a woman and her baby hostage. The Hobo grabs a shotgun from the shelf and kills the robbers. Realizing that Hope Town needs justice, he buys the shotgun, costing the same as the lawnmower, and kills dozens of criminals, including the filmmaker, a pimp, a cokelord, and a pedophile dressed as Santa Claus.
The Drake, infuriated, lets his sons loose. They burn a school bus filled with children — who are friendly to hobos — and burst into a television station, killing the anchorman during a live broadcast — who had expressed his appreciation of the hobo; they demand that all homeless people be killed. The Drake then joins them and orders the Hobo be brought to him. A mass murder of the city's vagrants begins.
As Abby is walking home, a cop attempts to rape her. The Hobo kills him and Abby smuggles The Hobo past a group in a shopping cart covered with the cop's remains. The pair are spotted by Otis, who informs Slick and Ivan. Back at her apartment, the Hobo tells Abby of his plan to start a lawnmowing business, which she enthusiastically supports. Ivan and Slick enter and attack the two, wounding Abby. The Hobo overpowers Slick, holds him at gunpoint, and forces Ivan to leave. The Hobo then shoots Slick in the groin and takes Abby to the hospital. Slick manages to call the Drake before he is taken to hell in a burning school bus. The Drake, mourning the death of his favorite son, summons 'The Plague', a duo of armor-clad demons named Rip and Grinder. While Abby is recovering, the Hobo visits the maternity ward and delivers a monologue to the babies. When he returns to Abby's room, the Plague capture and deliver him to the Drake, who plans to publicly execute him.
Recovered, Abby returns to the pawn shop for weapons. Attaching an axe to the Hobo's shotgun and retrofitting the lawnmower into a shield, she arms a crowd to free the Hobo and bring down the Drake. She confronts the Drake, holding Ivan hostage; the Drake shoots and denounces him a disappointment. In the ensuing fight, Abby kills Grinder. Although the Drake severs Abby's hand with the lawnmower shield, she stabs him repeatedly with her exposed arm bone and incapacitates him. Rip tries to persuade Abby to be his partner, but the Hobo drives him off.
The townspeople, motivated by Abby's bravery, have shown up with their own weapons and proceed to aim them at the shocked police, who demand that they leave the area. Seeing that the police will kill the people they failed to protect against the criminals, the Hobo tells the Drake that on their upcoming ride to Hell 'You're riding shotgun,' and blows his head off. The police open fire on the Hobo and the people avenge him and turn their guns on the police. Both groups shoot each other, while the Hobo dies and Abby's screams are heard. The corrupt police are killed and the Drake's influence and his crimes against humanity in the town come to an end.
Alternative ending[edit]
In an extended ending that was taken out from the final cut of the film, Abby's hand is replaced by a gatling-style shotgun, as she becomes the new member of the Plague.
Cast[edit]
- Rutger Hauer as the Hobo: a homeless man who becomes a vigilante after witnessing Hope Town's high crime rate and corrupt, ineffective police.
- Molly Dunsworth as Abby: a local prostitute who befriends the Hobo, she became at first horrified by his actions then after watching his bravery decides to help him.
- Brian Downey as The Drake: A ruthless, psychopathiccrime lord of Hope Town, the father of Ivan and Slick.
- Gregory Smith as Slick: Drake's favorite son and Ivan's brother. Slick is a highly remorseless, sadistic, and cold killer. His father prefers him over Ivan due to his intelligence and leadership skills.
- Nick Bateman as Ivan: Drake's son and Slick's equally sadistic brother.
- Nick Bateman and Peter Simas as The Plague, (Rip and Grinder): two armored demons who seem to be contract killers with a hit list of historical and Biblical figures such as Abraham Lincoln and Jesus Christ.
- Robb Wells as Logan, Drake's brother and a traitor for hobos
- Jeremy Akerman as the Chief of Police
- David Brunt as a corrupt police officer
- Pasha Ebrahimi as the 'Bumfights' director
- George Stroumboulopoulos as the News Anchor
Development[edit]
Hobo with a Shotgun, directed by Jason Eisener, was initially a fake trailer made for an international contest to promote the release of Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez's double feature Grindhouse.[6] It won the contest, and was screened in some areas of Canada as part of the actual release of Grindhouse.[7] A feature-length version of Hobo With a Shotgun began principal photography in Halifax on April 19, 2010.[8]
A teaser trailer (including behind-the-scenes and test footage) was released on April 26, 2010.[9] David Brunt, who played the homeless man in the trailer, cameos in the film as a cop.[10] It was the second of Grindhouse's fake trailers to be turned into a feature film, the first being Machete.[11] (Machete was also followed by a sequel, Machete Kills.)
The opening theme music was borrowed from the exploitation film Mark of the Devil. The song 'Run with Us', from the 1980s animated series The Raccoons, is played in the end credits.
Release[edit]
Hobo with a Shotgun staged its world premiere at the 2011 Sundance Film Festival.[12] The film was released on a limited basis to Canadian theatres on March 25, 2011[13] and in the United States on May 6, 2011.[14] The film was also released via OnDemand services such as Xbox Live, PlayStation Network, and iTunes on April 1, 2011.[15]
Home media[edit]
The film received its Australian premiere on the opening night of the Sydney Film Festival on 8 June 2011. It was later released on DVD and Blu-ray Disc in the United States on July 5, 2011 and in the UK on July 15, 2011.
Reception[edit]
Reviews of the film are generally positive, and it currently holds a 65% 'certified fresh' approval rating out of 118 reviews on the review aggregate website Rotten Tomatoes with an average rating of 5.7 out of 10 with the consensus being, 'It certainly isn't subtle – or even terribly smart – but as a gleefully gory homage to low-budget exploitation thrillers, Hobo with a Shotgun packs plenty of firepower.'[16]
References[edit]
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- ^'Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)'. British Film Institute. Retrieved July 21, 2018.
- ^'Hobo With a Shotgun: Montréal devient gore'. Lebuzz.info. Archived from the original on 2011-04-27. Retrieved 2011-06-06.
- ^ ab'Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)'. The Numbers. Retrieved July 21, 2018.
- ^'Two New Clips From Hobo With A Shotgun'.
- ^'Rutger Hauer is the Hobo With a Shotgun'.
- ^'More Hobo With a Shotgun Madness'.
- ^Heritage, Stuart (April 20, 2010). 'Hobo With a Shotgun's net strategy is an own goal'. The Guardian. London.
- ^'Beware: Rutger Hauer is Now a 'Hobo with a Shotgun' – Film School Rejects'.
- ^'HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN feature starts shooting Monday.. and Quint knows who the movie Hobo will be!!!'.
- ^Jason Thibault. 'MACHETE Gets a Release Date and HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN Starts Filming'. Archived from the original on 2010-04-24.
- ^'Sundance 2011: The Legend of Beaver Dam to Lead to a Hobo with a Shotgun'.
- ^'Hobo With a Shotgun'. tribute.ca. Retrieved February 5, 2011.
- ^'Hobo With a Shotgun – More Blood, More Heart Teaser'. YouTube. Retrieved 2011-06-06.
- ^'Interview: Rutger Hauer Talks Hobo with a Shotgun'. Shockya.com. 2011-03-31. Retrieved 2011-06-06.
- ^'Hobo With a Shotgun'. Rotten Tomatoes. Retrieved November 8, 2018.
External links[edit]
- Hobo with a Shotgun on IMDb
- Hobo with a Shotgun at Rotten Tomatoes